I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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