I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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