i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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