Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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