what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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