I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
How does it feel to date your dad?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize