it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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