i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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