i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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