my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize