Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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