dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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