The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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