Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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