party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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