took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
My feet surprised me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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