and you said cock pushups were impossible
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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