Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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