i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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