he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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