I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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