You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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