I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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