dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Of course I have a pirate flag
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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