According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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