I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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