My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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