Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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