Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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