I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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