it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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