I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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