there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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