The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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