i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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