He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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