can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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