i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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