mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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