I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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