At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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