His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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