i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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