I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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