Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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