Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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