Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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