it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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