ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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