What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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